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Free Persons of Color [Virginia, 1790]

Free Persons of Color [Virginia, 1790]

And so another day flies away on Photoshop.

This is an unusually short piece, because creating the map to go with it was not the 2 hour job I had envisaged.

I prepared this map as a handy visual aid for showing how much of the population of post-Revolutionary War Virginia was considered “non-white”.

Note that these percentages DO NOT include people enslaved at the time.

Many Americans will trip over themselves trying to prove they are descended from a Mayflower passenger, or descended from some 17-year-old German immigrant kid who got swept up in a war caused by wealthy elites (250 years on, this once hungry, hapless kid is now commemorated as a “Patriot”).

Yet in our brave new “anti-woke”, anti-DEI Christo-Fascist Conservative Nationalist Technocracy, the thousands upon thousands of brown, mixed-ethnic people who fled racist laws in Virginia and headed for the mountains of Appalachia to attempt to build a better life (often at the cost of Indigenous peoples) will be rarely mentioned, and very rarely claimed with the same pride by their modern “white” MAGA descendants.

Mainly because this history has been buried.

Southern Appalachians are now almost ALL the descendants of the “Scots-Irish”, apparently.

Except that many, many are not, however often they repeat it.

The conservative Protestant Loyalists of Northern Ireland LOVE to claim various powerful American figures as their kindred.

And after J. D. Vance fairly shouted it from the rooftops that he was a “Scots-Irish hillbilly”, of course the DUP and others in Ulster set furiously to work on J. D.’s family tree.

They went hard at it for a year.

And guess what?  As written by your humble author over 5 years ago, J. D. Vance is indeed about as “Scots-Irish” as an enchilada.

Mr. Vance needs to lay-off his fevered White Supremacist imaginings, and look at some real history.

He’ll find more ancestors among the mixed-ethnic brown underclasses seen on this map than among the Sons of Ulster.

Heads of Families, Virginia [1790] showing percent of FPC

Heads of Families, Virginia [1790] showing percent of FPC

Genealogy as a Weapon in the Fight for Truth

Family Tree icon

 

Genealogy is often treated like the red-headed stepchild of historical research.

Stated as simply as possible, genealogists tend to sift through data at a more granular level than historians.

An historian is mostly concerned with whether a source is primary or secondary – that is to say, “Was a written document written by a direct witness to events?”, or “Was this document written by someone repeating something already said or written elsewhere?”.

A good historian usually places more value on primary sources, while taking context, bias, etc. into account.

After a few years involved in amateur genealogy, I began to notice certain discrepancies between the narratives written by many professional historians, and the details of various individual lives as revealed through genealogical investigations.

I’ll offer one example:

Most historians of the colonial and frontier eras have, at some stage, made fairly broad statements about the ethnic make-up of the settler/colonizers of the Indigenous lands which would eventually become the USA.

It is important to remember that most of the books containing these statements were researched and written before the astonishing increase in the digitalization of records this century.

And most of the books containing these statements were also researched and written before the equally astonishing growth in personal DNA analysis and genetic genealogy.

Determining the ethnicity of various individuals, families, groups, and communities – without access to such an array of information – was often little more than an educated guess.

Historians had to examine records in multiple repositories in places often geographically distant from one another, and then attempt to collate them into a coherent story, like imagining how a finished jigsaw puzzle would look if 90% of the pieces weren’t missing .

An historian might have noted the number of ships departing Ireland during the 1700s.  They will have read documents (letters, ships’ manifests, land transfers, marriage records, etc.) and identified areas where the people off these ships often settled – places like Pennsylvania and South Carolina.

Historians might have pored over census and tax records, assigning a provisional ethnicity to a community based on a prevalence of Irish or Scottish sounding surnames in their particular area.

Yet it is often very hard to prove that a person bearing a “classic” Scottish or Ulster Scots surname like “Davidson” (for example), is actually descended from Scottish or Ulster immigrants when this surname pops-up in mid-1800s Southern Appalachia.

Not everyone left a will.  Many marriages were “common law” in nature.  “Illegitimacy”, infidelity, bigamy, rape, incest and straight-up “fornication” were not uncommon.  Longhunters and mountain men often had multiple partners, wives, or consorts from different ethnic groups.

Literacy was uncommon among the underclasses, and good Bible records recording births and deaths were the exception in these frontier communities.

In other words, a clear paper trail from “Mary Davidson” born in 1850, leading back via wills, Bible records, land transfers, marriage bonds, etc. to someone boarding a ship in Belfast in 1710 is an extremely rare occurrence.

This is also how we find a “John Davidson” as head of a household of free persons of color in Burke County, North Carolina in 1790.  Almost all of his descendants would eventually pass over into “whiteness”.

Unfortunately, when it comes to the ethnicity of various “Davidsons” and their communities, many historians have put 2 and 2 together, and come up with 5.

Non-scholars – especially those with an “agenda” – put 2 and 2 together and arrive at 10.

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If a ship arrived in a city like Philadelphia from a port in Ulster (the northernmost province in Ireland), the tendency has been to lump such arrivals together under the term “Scots-Irish”, without going into granular detail.

Granular detail means asking complex questions:

Were they actually Scottish people who took a ferry from Scotland to Belfast in order to catch a ship to America?  Stranraer to Belfast is a mere 59 miles, or a journey of less than a day in good sailing weather (today it takes just two hours).

Were they actually indigenous Irish (Gaels) from Ulster or other Irish provinces?

Were they Scottish Protestants who had been in Northern Ireland since the 1600s Plantation of Ulster, or were they recent Scottish Catholic laborers arrived in Ulster to escape war and famine?

How many were Welsh speakers, French Huguenots or Palatine Germans who Anglicized their surnames, translated their surnames, or simply “borrowed” an English, Scottish or Irish surname from their neighbors?

How many “Powells”, for example, are Welsh families who Anglicized their “ap Hywel” surname?

What about the strange transformation of the German surname “Meckendorf” into “McInturff“?

As settler/colonizers moved into the backcountry of Virginia and the Carolinas and began to push into Appalachia and beyond, another situation arose.

At the exact same time that the backcountry and Appalachia proper were being settled and fought over, places like Virginia (with large populations of free people of color) were passing ever more stringent and punitive “race laws”.

This meant that up to 1 in 5 people from Virginia and the Carolinas – free people of color – also began to head into Appalachia to escape this legislation.

These FPC were drawn from disparate ethnic groups, often intermixed with one another.

Black Angolans.  Malagasy people.  Displaced Tuscarora, Catawba, Saponi (to name only a few Indigenous tribes).  Transported Romani.  South American and Caribbean Jews and their mixed-ethnic families.  French Acadian refugees who were often Métis.  Arabs and Turks.  South Asian Lascars.  “Portuguese” Lançados.

Only rarely did such people hang onto a surname reflecting their true ancestry.

And we haven’t even mentioned various “Maroon” families and communities – Indigenous, Black, and mixed-ethnic escapees from slavery.

In the face of constant racism, violence, warfare, and disease, with fragmented communities and tribal structures breaking down, many were forced to assimilate into “white Christian” culture just to survive.

In order to even begin their assimilation, they almost always had to take a “white” name.

In US history, some scholars call this “genocide by paperwork”.

Another example:

An Indigenous woman becomes consort to a frontier settler or wealthy planter.

She is given a “Christian” name – maybe that of a neighbor or local preacher.

Her husband/partner calls her “white” in census records to protect the rights of his mixed-ethnic children.

Later historians scan records, see the surname “Campbell“, and note the entire household enumerated as “white”.

And just like that, another piece of Cherokee, Pamunkey, Catawba, Tuscarora, Choctaw, or Shawnee history is “disappeared”, tallied as yet another “white Scots-Irish pioneer woman” of the American frontier.

Most Americans today have no comprehension of the society-induced shame and self-loathing which led generations of people to destroy photos attesting to their “non-white” family’s past.

Unambiguous, testifying photos are treasures, scarce as hen’s teeth.

Jeanette Campbell - no Scots-Irishwoman

Jeanette Campbell – no Scots-Irishwoman

 

Loss of language and customs, changing of name and religion, inaccurate census descriptions, destruction of photographs, and non-inclusion in the official story of “white” settlers.

Genocide by paperwork is real.

This is where the granular detail of genealogy and genetic genealogy can tell us far more about the ethnic background of certain families and communities than conventional historical research.

In doing so, we can also begin to unpick a truer history of the American people.

Always, always remember – SURNAMES IN AMERICA ARE UNRELIABLE NARRATORS OF ETHNIC HISTORY.

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“White” as the dominant social caste is deeply, deeply ingrained in the American consciousness.

So much so that the ethnically-mixed nature of the USA – especially in rural or “heartland” regions – is rarely considered, let alone openly acknowledged.

Too many Americans – especially Appalachians – still insist they are primarily “Scots-Irish” by descent, even when this is demonstrably not the case.

Heritage centers and museums and internet search engines will likewise insist on throwing a “Scots-Irish” cultural blanket over Southern Appalachia.

Yet after 20 years of intense research, this writer has never found a single county in Appalachia, during any time period, in which the so-called “Scots-Irish” formed a majority of the population.

Whereas German settlers were just as numerous as so-called “Scots-Irish” and tended to marry among one another for two or three generations after moving to frontier regions, people with roots in Ulster were among the quickest to “marry-out” into other communities along these same frontiers.

This includes intermarrying with people from the mixed-ethnic communities which included “free people of color”.

But vanishingly few people self-identifying as “white” (or just as “American”) today ever mention this.

This is why the current vice president, who is deeply allied with a creepy and resurgent “white nationalism” movement, has claimed a “Scots-Irish” hillbilly identity for himself – an identity to which he is not even remotely entitled.

The common ancestor he shares with Barack Obama – a shared Black ancestor – remains conspicuously “unclaimed”.

Vance Obama relationship, V 2

 

I’ll repeat that in case those at the back of the room missed it.

Leaving aside the possibility of “non-paternal events” or undocumented adoption, J. D. Vance HAS NO PROVEN SCOTS-IRISH ANCESTRY.

None.

What J. D. Vance DOES have is documented Black ancestry.

Vance is either ignorant, or a liar.  One suspects both.

Vance was plucked from obscurity by a spooky Tech Bro named Peter Thiel, then groomed and financed to be the “living story” which he and Thiel then sold to gullible Americans only too happy to buy their particular brand of snake oil.

Trump and Vance‘s voter base needs to believe that poor “white people” can all become multi-millionaires – if they could just put their back into the effort to lift those bootstraps.

For the Trump/Vance/Thiel “story” to work its magic, Vance must be “white” and “Christian”.

No one should know or be told that Vance‘s current wealth was generated from Thiel‘s seed capital – the story arc requires a “hard working white hillbilly” going from rags-to-riches all by himself.

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But Vance is a fraud in other ways, too.

He “wrote” a product endorsement and called it a “memoir”, claiming to be a hillbilly.  He is not a hillbilly.

He was raised in a suburban environment.

Nor is he “Scots-Irish”.  Not by ancestry, not by culture.

He got taxpayer-funded grants to attend an Ivy League college, but is attempting to tear down public education.

He got tapped-up while at Yale (or even before) to perform a role for a Silicon Valley multi-billionaire with an agenda.

Vance, like all Americans with deep roots in the colonial and frontier eras of ethnic cleansing and Manifest Destiny, is profoundly interrelated with “Brown People” from many ethnic backgrounds, whether he (and the white nationalist base he cultivates) likes it or not.

There are no “racially pure” humans, least of all in America.

Of course nothing in the current administration’s campaign demonizing Brown and Black people in the USA is new.

White supremacy has always been at the heart of US policy, whether dispossessing Indigenous peoples of their lands, or annexing nearly half of New Spain/Mexico in a blatantly orchestrated imperialist war during the mid-1800s.

The largest group of “unauthorized” Brown people in the USA are Mexicans – people with a far greater ancestral claim to California, Nevada, Colorado, parts of Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas than most “white” Americans.

Mexicans are made to feel like criminal interlopers in the land their ancestors still occupied and governed only 175 years ago, while the USA spends billions every year to support the “right of return” of European, American, and Russian Jews to a land they lost to the Roman Empire 2,000 years ago…

The bulk of other unauthorized immigration numbers to the USA comes from various dysfunctional Latin American countries, whose “dysfunction” stems in large part from US colonialist interference.

The internet and digitized records, along with expert genealogical investigation and genetic genealogy, allow truthseekers to counter the lies of people like Vance – a man who would bring down US democracy by peddling a fake autobiography and fake history to an already shockingly propagandized base of voters.

The sooner the bigots and racists are called to account for their racialist fabrications, and the more all of us work to expose the lies at the heart of “racialism”, the sooner these morally bereft opportunists might finally be forced to let go of the tattered security blanket of “whiteness” and “white superiority”.

And let the rest of us get on with getting on with one another.

Harry Truman and Barack Obama common ancestor

 

 

Feminine Daintiness

Early Lysol ads

Early Lysol ads

 

Ah, go on.

Admit it.  Wouldn’t you love to go back to the time when America was great?

The post-war golden age?

Sunday School.  Davy Crockett hats.  Coleslaw and “Gee whiz!”.

When men were men, and women were women?

And the men in charge were so generous with their advice and “firm guidance”?

There was once a perfect and magical duopoly of patriarchy and capitalism.

Where wives fretted, and their husbands – with the help of the chemical and marketing industries – made everything better.

Before 1952, a toxic and carcinogenic petroleum industry chemical similar to carbolic acid known as “cresol” (3-methyl phenol) was sold in liquid solution and aggressively marketed to women under the brand name “Lysol” as a way to cleanse supposedly “unpleasant” vaginal smells.

In a time before The Pill and other safer or more reliable contraceptives, many women in fact turned to such aggressive and dangerous chemical douches as spermicides or abortifacients, even though the efficacy of such “treatments” was poor.

It’s all coming back, you know.

J. D. Vance and Project 2025 know what’s good for society.

They especially know what’s good for women.

Making America Great Again [“be fruitful and multiply…]

Back when America was great [North Carolina, 1933]

Back when America was great [North Carolina, 1933]

“I think the rejection of the American family is perhaps the most pernicious and most evil thing that the left has done in this country.”

“Why have we let the Democrat party become controlled by people who don’t have children, and why is this just a normal fact of American life that the leaders of our country should be people who don’t have a personal and direct stake in it via their own offspring, via their own children and grandchildren?

“These children are the future of this country and yet the parents who have them actually have no advantage in our democratic process,” Vance said. “They have a smaller voice in some ways – in very many cases – than the people who don’t have any children at all. The children who come from these families have no real representative in our democracy.

“Why don’t we change that? Now some people will say this is radical and this is crazy.  The Democrats are talking about giving the vote to 16-year-olds but let’s do this instead:  Let’s give votes to all children in this country but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children.”

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The incoming US administration will refuse point-blank to face up to incipient climate catastrophe caused by first world over-consumption of resources in an overpopulated world.

Instead, the quotes above are the “vision” being put forth by the vice-president elect.

Put bluntly, he and his billionaire technocrat backers are speaking about using legislation and social engineering to force the women of the USA back into a position as “breeders” and stay-at-home mothers.

And what are these electorally empowered “breeders” expected to achieve?  Other than a simple increase in GOP votes?

Why, a reversal of the demographic trend toward a “brown” or more ethnically mixed USA.

A “white” evangelical Christian family with 8 children and a stay-at-home mother would have a far greater say in elections than a working couple with one or two children.

As far as this writer is aware, there is no constitutional impediment to the implementation of this frankly insane idea.

Revenge of the Weird* Kids

Revenge of the nerds?

Revenge of the nerds?

 

Why is J. D. Vance misrepresenting his ethnic background?

1) Because he’s a man with limited knowledge of his own family?

or is it because:

2) If he admitted his ancestors were once “not quite white” Appalachians, he would have to confront the real historical reasons for transgenerational poverty there?

or maybe:

3) By claiming to be “Scots-Irish”, he gets to claim a White Christian Nationalist identity which goes down well with a certain bloc of voters?

4) Or is Vance and his entire bootstrapping “Hillbilly” persona a construction crafted by shadowy multi-billionaire Libertarian puppet-masters who have been

grooming him for power?

The answer is probably “all of the above”.

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Peter Thiel, one of the co-founders of PayPal, has had a profound influence on Vance’s fast track political career, seeding him millions of dollars to launch “Narya”, before funding a successful campaign to win his US Senate seat in 2022.  No one in American history has occupied the office of vice president with less political experience.

Vance is also being cheered-on by Elon Musk of X and Tesla, and Jacob Helberg of “Palantir”.  “Palantir” is a Big Data mining and analytics company founded by the above-mentioned Thiel which services Big Business and governments – a powerful tool for politicians hoping to micro-target voters, identify points of dissent, and keep tabs on “enemies”.

These people are Libertarian in outlook, which essentially means they support complete deregulation of Big Tech and other mega businesses.

It is fascinating and simultaneously terrifying just how many of these Silicon Valley techno-feudalists have framed their outlook within fantasy worlds like Tolkien‘s “Lord of the Rings”, or on role-playing games like “Dungeons and Dragons”.

Over the past 50 years, any teenager prone to pondering “Big Ideas” eventually landed on Libertarianism as their pet political ideology for a while.  Most teenagers with even an iota of humility or social empathy eventually outgrow Ayn Rand and dumb Libertarian ideas, realising that it is nothing more than a fluffed-up, right wing version of anarchism – minus any social conscience.

Men like Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are essentially teenage boys who became rich enough to live out their adolescent fantasies well beyond puberty:

“My own sovereign territory on Mars!”

“Being cryogenically preserved in the name of immortality!”

“Controlling the fates of nations!”

“I bet Susan back in high school wishes she had gone to the prom with me instead of Josh!”

By funding and grooming a man like Vance – an underclass kid desperate to outrun his class origins – these creepily weird teenage-brained boy-men are within a whisker of being inside The Oval Office.

Think of Putin and his inner circle of oligarchs and you begin to see where the US under Trump, Vance, and the Tech-Bros would be heading.

As Vance himself stated while sucking-up to Trump earlier this year, a new administration would like to “fire every single mid-level bureaucrat, every civil servant in the administrative state, and replace them with our people”.

He would be happy to deny election results if they don’t turn out well for the GOP this November.  He is also on record as saying he would not have certified the results of the 2020 election – at least not until various swing states had been allowed to submit “alternative” slates of presidential electors.

He’s also willing to fall into line with Trump’s plan to cut taxes for the already hyper-rich.

He has advised Trump to defy the Supreme Court if it rules him as acting unlawfully in firing executive branch officials.

He’s ready to take away from women the right to a safe and legal abortion – even in cases of rape and incest.  He has even toyed with the idea of blocking interstate movement of women suspected of seeking abortions in places where such care is still legal.  Just begin to imagine the levels of surveillance and invasive scrutiny required to enforce such a regime…

As for international politics, try this from a 2022 interview with populist rabble-rouser Steve Bannon:

“I got to be honest with you, I don’t really care what happens to Ukraine one way or another”.

Even if we set aside the lack of humanity in allowing a democratic nation to fall to an autocrat, Vance shows a profound ignorance of the danger of allowing Putin to gain control of a country which acts as a bread basket to much of the world.  Or maybe Vance’s “handlers” are happy to divide the world into zones controlled by autocratic regimes (as aspiring autocrats themselves)?

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Social media is by nature a place for short-form articles, so we’ll just leave these names for your later investigation:

Ajay Royan, Marc Andreessen, Steve Case, Eric Schmidt, Jeff Bezos, Ray Dalio, Vivek Ramaswamy, Colin Greenspon, Scott Dorsey, Ben Horowitz.

All of these big money players (along with Donald Trump, Jr., Tucker Carlson, and of course the aforementioned Peter Thiel) have had a role of some kind or another in the rise of James Donald Vance [Bowman].

The only massive tech businesses which Vance has expressed a negative opinion of are those he accuses of “censoring” conservative voices.

“We are in a late republican period…If we’re going to push back against it, we’re going to have to get pretty wild, and pretty far out there, and go in directions that a lot of conservatives right now are uncomfortable with.”

That’s right, fake hillbilly.  Even a lot of conservatives are still uncomfortable with the idea of the USA as a dictatorship.

If you’re lucky, you’ll be dropped like a hot potato by Trump.  He’s starting to think maybe you’re not smart enough for the game he’s playing.

Oh well.  Maybe you could get back to your real roots, J. D.

Before your soul shrivels-up and blows away.

 

*bad weird, not good weird

J. D. Vance and Misbegotten Memoirs

 

James Donald Bowman, aka J. D. Vance

James Donald Bowman, aka J. D. Vance

 

(This is an essay I wrote in 2020.  I have updated it in light of the shocking scenes which took place in The Oval Office on 28 Feb 2025, in which a vice president of the USA ambushed and attempted to shame an ally in front of the world’s cameras)

In the USA, having a publicly accepted and respected “self identity” is a privilege often enjoyed only by those people with access to the levers of power.

Property.  Money.  Education.  Social connections.  Weapons.  The right skin color.

A man called J. D. Vance (his own name the product of a carefully selected identity) wrote a book about eight or nine years ago at the ripe old age of 32 called Hillbilly Elegy, in which he purported to explain the source of many Appalachian social problems. A successful venture capitalist, he offered his advice for “bootstrap” solutions to these problems.

J. D. Vance goes big on “poor white people”, because that is how he chooses to perceive his so-called “hillbilly” identity.

In his book, he speaks of his “Scots-Irish” roots and “Scots-Irish” cultural traditions, and the trans-generational effect he believes the culture of these people had on the creation of an Appalachian or Hillbilly “mentality”.

“The Scots-Irish are born fighters, blah blah, blah…”

“The Scots-Irish don’t like Big Government, blah, blah, blah…”

His book received endless blurbs and praise from the urban “intelligentsia” press, eager to find an easily digestible answer or simple reason for rural Appalachian poverty and voting habits.

For “voting habits”, read “Republican or Trump voters”.

Four years after publication, director Ron Howard made a film based on Vance’s carefully curated memoir.

For “carefully curated”, feel free to insert the words “self-serving”, or “ideologically driven”.

Although boasting some decent acting, the film falls down for blindly accepting Vance‘s unschooled sociological hypothesis and retro-fitted recounting of events.

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Vance brags about his own bootstrapping attitude, and how he had the get-up-and-go to get-up-and-leave his blighted community.

And how did he escape?  Saving money while working at Walmart?  Selling lemonade?  No.  He did what exactly a million other underclass kids do every decade. He joined the US military.

The US military-industrial complex is so deeply embedded in American culture that “the services” are virtually beyond criticism.  Even American lefties won’t touch the subject.

The military is on our sporting fields.  In our high schools.

But “protecting our freedom and liberty” has become a dead mantra, utterly detached from the real world meaning and consequences of American militarism and foreign policy.

US presidents start wars in places like Iraq at the drop of a hat, making billions for their insider cronies while killing half a million people.

Back on US soil it’s “Thank you for your service”.

No questions asked.

It seems to have never occurred to gung-ho capitalist and paleoconservative Vance that the US military is socialized, just like police or fire departments.

US taxpayers footed the bill which allowed Vance to escape his hometown via the US Marine Corps.

Vance would rail against such taxpayers funding universal health care or third level education, but these taxpayers are fully expected to fund a vast military with 544 US bases in 43 foreign states (with another 159 in US overseas territories).

What about all the young men and women of the Rust Belt who believed the Iraq War was immoral, and wanted no part in offering their “service”?

Where is a taxpayer-funded leg-up in the world for these citizens?

This writer is convinced that the very reason healthcare and third level education are not publicly funded in America, is to ensure a steady stream of young recruits for whom the military is their only hope of accessing further education (and any chance of a better future).

I should know.  I was one of these kids, joining the army on my 17th birthday.

And please.  Don’t thank me for my service.

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Mr. Vance is wrong, utterly wrong, about the historical causes of Appalachian poverty.

Even more than this, Mr. Vance misrepresents his own cultural roots, almost certainly by design rather than ignorance.

His “Scots-Irishness” is conjured from thin air to suit his White Christian Nationalist ideology.

His roots are to be found far more among the mixed-ethnic communities of Ohio, including among the people known as “Carmel Indians”.

Groups like the “Carmel Indians” (or the somewhat better known “Melungeons”) are an integral part of the ethnic fabric of underclass America, largely forgotten by mainstream history.

Much of the transgenerational poverty of Appalachian people stems not from something innate to their culture and genes (as claimed by Vance in his execrable book), but from the fact that many Southern Appalachian families started off as a mixed-ethnic, dirt-poor, subsistence farming underclass in the not-so-distant past, partaking of all the disadvantages which that entailed.

Note that Vance uses his mother’s maiden name; by usual naming conventions he would be called James Donald Bowman.

Some Appalachian Vances CAN trace their roots directly to Ulster in Northern Ireland, but our friend J.D. is not one of them. His mother’s Vance line fades into the undocumented mists of early 1700s Buncombe County, NC and Russell County, Virginia, where an ancestor was hanged for the murder of his son-in-law, a man named Lewis Horton.

It is hard to know whether these people were “Vances“, German “Wentzes“, or indeed Scottish “Vauses” due to a colonial era transcription error.

It is in fact certain that many of these Appalachian Vances were of non-European background altogether.

The current VP’s own Vance forebears might well have arisen from people of an African, Jewish, Shawnee, or Romani background, or indeed from any of the other peoples of the colonial and frontier eras who commonly borrowed a surname from “white” settlers and neighbors.

What IS certain (barring out-of-wedlock shenanigans) is that J.D. Vance is descended from Bowmans, Crafts, Gabbards, Creeches, Salyers, Taulbees, Bakers, Hensleys, Rudds, Blantons, Hounshells, Howards, Hammonds, Bollings, Sizemores, Lovelys, Workmans, and others.

He is profoundly mixed-ethnic, and of predominantly German stock (including “Black Dutch”), with some English, Dutch, Melungeon, and almost certainly some indigenous American and African ancestry.

He’s about as “Scots-Irish” as an enchilada.

The ultimate foundational myth of Appalachia revolves around a predominantly “Scots-Irish” identity for its people.

An identity designed to meet all of the right criteria. Non-British, Protestant, rebellious, and “white”.

A safe, all-encompassing, and often racist dog whistling identity, if you will – and in Vance’s case, an outright fake identity.

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This is the US senator who fell-into lockstep with the fake reality being propagated by his master in the run-up to last year’s election.

Sane US citizens now find themselves trapped between two ideological camps who have contracted a marriage of convenience.

On one side, we have the technocrats, corporations, and oligarchs (Thiel, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg).

On the other side, we have the faces and puppets these technocrats, corporations, and oligarchs have installed to do their bidding.

Trump has no ideology. He will change policies 17 times a day, if it means he gets richer and richer while remaining the center of attention.

He’s easy for the billionaires to handle.

But Vance? This reprehensible, shapeshifting opportunist is now a breath away from the most powerful political office in the world.

And the billionaires will have to be careful, because Vance appears to have finally settled on an ideology.

White Christo-Fascist Nationalism.

Because Vance is an inveterate liar, it is difficult to know how much of his ideology he actually believes, and how much is a show for the MAGA base.

The old PayPal mafia who funded his political rise is certainly rife with believers in “New Eugenics” and “Population Diversity” – in other words, white supremacists looking for scientific cover to justify their racism.

It will be a fascinating and horrifying few years watching the slow-motion death waltz between technocracy and right wing populism.

This is the man who made a public name for himself by throwing his long-suffering community – his own people – under the bus, blaming their poverty on “genes” and an imaginary Scots-Irish culture.

When you owe your position to billionaires, blaming rampant and rapacious capitalism, historical classism/racism, and corrupt government for transgenerational poverty and social dysfunction is out of the question.

Vance is already on record saying he would support the suspension of The Constitution.

This is man who views women as “breeders”.

This is a man who made sure to be on-hand for the gang-ambush of Zelenskyy in the Oval Office.

A man fake in every way, ready to bring some very real and very ugly stuff to a town near you…

 

[updated 15 Jul 2024; 1 Mar 2025]